The Fashionable Freak

This is a funny parody-poem I wrote that’s dedicated to all my inspiring Fashionista muses!

 

I’ve nowhere to go,

My life isn’t a fashion show,

But who the heck cares,

That I have nothing to wear

 

There’s Prada, Dolce and Gabbana too,

Luis, Versace and also Mui Mui

 

I’ve nowhere to be seen,

Shouldn’t have opened this magazine,

But who the heck cares,

I’m hatin’ the color of my hair

 

There’s Gucci, Pucci and Marni too,

Chanel, Dior and Jimmy Choo

 

I’ve no one to dress for,

My fur’s fake and life’s a bore,

But who the heck cares,

Being a size 2 isn’t fair

 

There’s Manolo, Chloe and Valentino too,

Oscar, Hermes and Plein Sud

 

I’ve no one to really blame,

Spent all my money what a shame,

But who the heck cares,

I’ll shop more just sell all my shares

 

There’s Yves, Givenchy and Missoni too,

Celine, Stella and Armani Blue